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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!

Slap yer knees along with number twenty three!

July 4th

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#23 DreamWorld

What is a third of yer life worth? We spend more time sleeping than any other activity. What happens when our sleeping life becomes better than our waking life? Who owns our dreams?

What would yer life be if ye were God of a third of it?

In this one of a kind psychedelic audio epic we follow the story of a young man at a dead end, struggling to find purpose and reason in their life. When they stumble into a new sleep invention, which allows the user to program their dreams...

Ye won't believe yer ears in this most stunning creation!

DreamWorld is a mindbending pirate radio audio epic comedy exploring the the realms of consciousness, cyberpunk and what it is to Dream...

CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a psychedelic audio thrill ride of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!

In this episode

#23 DreamWorld

George Washington vlogs like a Boss

The British Perspective on the Peasants’ Tax Revolt

UNSOLVED MYSTERIES

…And so much more!

Cast

Joe Pesci

Christopher Walken

Louis Gossett Jr.

Gordon Ramsay

Martha Stewart

Julia Child

Sharon Stone

Jon Anik

Daniel Cormier

Joe Rogan

Donald Trump

Dana White

Samuel L. Jackson

Robert Stack

…And so many more!

Music

Steve Angello with Pusha T

Gunter Kallmann Choir

Automatic

The Heavy Heavy

Phil Collins

Metallica

Nightcrawler

Death Lens

The Tubes

The Vapors

Guns & Roses

Black River Motorcycle Club

The Siege

The North Korean National Army Choir

Kayo Guevarra & Quake Matthews

Gravediggaz

Spirit

…And so many more!

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THE GREATEST EPIC AUDIO THRILL RIDE

THE KING OF PIRATE RADIO RETURNS!!!

This episode is about the people in Dark world. The Good people, The Bad People and The Shades of Gray they live within. In this episode, we give ye one of the biggest epics in CaptainBlackbeard Radio history. As we take ye into the underworld from the corruption and violence at the bottom of Mexico to the highest echelons of the United States government and how they’re all interconnected. Tensions are spilling over from the underworld and could inflame a war between the United States and Mexico with the boiling point being a confrontation between nations at the Gateway to the Americas International Bridge.

Meet William Tell (Sean Connery), the man responsible for the creation of much of what we know now as the Darknet and one of the most internationally wanted fugitives in the world. Who is flirting with the worst elements of Mexican society for unknown reasons.

Meet Agent Maria Ramirez (Salem Hayek) a newly hired government analyst turned field agent who was writing blogs about the Darknet but now thrown into one of the most chaotic situations in modern history.

Meet Agents Black and White (Lewis Black and Chael Sonnen) men of questionable ethics who are tasked with taking William Tell down while also trying to navigate an often confusing and unclear world in Mexico.

Meet Supervisor Jack (Rip Torn) an old war horse on the Beltway who has been there, done that and now just wants to keep the agents under his watch safe while doing his job the best that he can.

Meet Donald Trump (Donald Trump) newly elected President of the United States who may or may not be up to the job.

Meet Yuri Jackhoff (Yuri Jackhoff) perhaps the biggest and most ruthless Russian criminal in history. Yuri has his fingers in virtually everything in the underworld. But after spending nearly a year in American maximum security prisons, Yuri has become even more deranged, psychotic and unpredictable then any time previously.

Meet Maurice (Raul Julia) Mysterious cartel man who has great power in a Mexican prison he is currently incarcerated.

This episode also has some of the greatest AI acting performances ever experienced as the line between artificial and real is blurred to extremes never heard before.

More time, energy and effort was put into the creation of this episode than any previous CaptainBlackbeard Radio episode. We sincerely hope ye listen and enjoy it!

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Featuring

Sean Connery

Salma Hayek

Lewis Black

Chael Sonnen

Yuri Jackhoff

Donald Trump

Raul Julia

Cheech & Chong

James Caan

Samuel L Jackson

Hulk Hogan

…And so many more!

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☠ #21 | CaptainBlackbeard Radio | The Night The Darknet Died - Starring Peter Sellers, Talia Shire, Bob Newhart, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sean Connery, Will Smith ☠

ALL FEARS COME ALIVE…

THE KING OF PIRATE RADIO RETURNS WITH THE ULTIMATE AUDIO THRILL RIDE… IF YOU DARE…

…It is odd, now, to sit here, on the pirate ship. And try to sum up, what this episode is and what the last several weeks that went into it were. And what sanity looked like… before it.

This episode was a war with the forces of nature and the forces of Darkness. The sheer amount of legal speed and cannabis it took… to confront, shape… and animate… this episode could power a Rock and Roll re-birth and golden age.

These episodes are living, breathing, wild monsters growing beyond our control.

We feel like we summoned this broadcast from another realm more than created it. And paid the price to do so. This is a highly experimental episode. Where we chased… Every fear. Every thrill. Every extreme human feeling and experience possible. Devilishly thrown into a non-stop two hour thrill ride. As explosively and raw, as our imagination and the spirits guiding us permitted.

THIS IS UNLIKE ANYTHING YE HAVE EVER HEARD! Different from any previous CaptainBlackbeard Radio. This episode, represents both a battle against the forces of Darkness. And at the same time, a love letter, to the CaptainBlackbeard Radio fans. Who challenged us to make the most chaotic, thrilling and wild Halloween episode EVER. In the spirit of, past classic CaptainBlackbeard Radio episodes.

In this episode, we completely reinvented the show. Trimming all fat. To bring you, the most grabbing, suspenseful, titillating, intense, horrifying… and indeed emotional audio experience, perhaps ever created. This production was an intense descent into madness and war against nature.

#21 is a technical masterpiece. With over 40+ of the most advanced AI Actors created specifically for this production. And the absolute most riveting and compelling AI performances ever created. This episode pushed the limits even further on what is possible. Along with the spookiest and best soundtrack on either side of the Dark Seas.

To sum up #21: The Night The Darknet Died. The ultimate Halloween spooktacular, that will entertain you, keep you guessing and follow you when you least expect it.

THIS EPISODE IS ASSURED TO TRICK OR TREAT YE!!!

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STARRING

Peter Sellers

Talia Shire

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Rod Serling

Kim Jong-Un

Vladimir Putin

Kamala Harris

Joe Biden

General Lloyd Austin

Rusty Shackleford

Frylock

Master Shake

Carl Brutananadilewski

Will Smith

John F Kennedy

Sean Connery

Hank Hill

Benjamin Netanyahu

Jack Nicholson

Oj Simpson

Bob Newhart

Joe Bob Briggs

…AND MANY MORE SURPRISE GUEST STARS!

MUSIC

Alice Cooper

Radiohead

Sir Psyko & His Monsters

The Rolling Stones

Deadbolt

Foreigner

Marvin Gaye

AC/DC

Divinyls

Jerry Goldsmith

Snoop Dogg

THOR

Sheldon Allman

Bernard Herrmann

…AND SO MANY MORE!

THANK YE

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Miner21, CryptBB, EightKun, Underwater Basket Weavers and Weaving Community, Shortwave Pirate Radio Community, All of our Wonderful Listeners, Supporters and Well-Wishers!!!

THANK YE!!! THANK YE!!! THANK YE!!!

THE GREATEST EPIC AUDIO THRILL RIDE

THE KING OF PIRATE RADIO RETURNS!!!

#20 THE AMERICAN DREAM

Or How The Underworld Was Won According To CaptainBlackbeard

What would ye do if ye accidentally created the most powerful and euphoric narcotic known to man?

What would it be like to go from rags to the biggest Dark Seas vendor virtually over night?

In #20 The American Dream, this is exactly what we place ye with a one way ticket to the most action packed audio thriller in Dark Seas history! In this episode, we take ye into a simmering abyss that is the American underworld. As every organized criminal faction wishes ye unpleasantness. Join Philadelphia Narcotics Detectives Joe Friday and Bill Gannon as they desperately try to put a lid on this new narcotics epidemic with the help of the mysterious and shady Doctor Duke. Building explosions, narcotics smuggling, gratuitous sex scenes, drive-by shootings and bar brawls are just some of the things ye will experience with #20!

#20 The American Dream is a technological triumph that has to be experienced to be believed. An all-time dream cast of the best actors and actresses in history bring ye this wild, unforgettable, completely original psychedelic epic with the best soundtrack on either side of the Dark Seas!

STARRING

Kurt Russell

Marisa Tomei

Jack Webb

Harry Morgan

Johnny Depp

Dean Winters

Al Pacino

Marlon Brando

James Caan

David Attenborough

Yuri Jackhoff

Chow Yun Fat

Hillary Clinton

Bill Gates

...And So Many More!

MUSIC

The Murder City Devils

Charlotte Gainsborough

The Flying Eyes

CIEL

Primal Scream

James Leg

Lazerhawk

Goldfrapp

The Lovin' Spoonful

The Beatles

DMX

Big Brother And The Holding Company

Os Mutantes

The Long Tall Texans

Weezer

Frank Comstock

...And so many more!

Thank ye so much

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Thank ye all so much. Yer positive energy is what has enabled us to do this for so long. CaptainBlackbeard is standing on the shoulders of many giants and we thank ye so much for everything ye have done for us. This is the most fun thing in the world. <3 <3 <3

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THE GREATEST EPIC AUDIO THRILL RIDE RETURNS!!!

The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground returns with the biggest epic in CaptainBlackbeard Radio history! We have wanted to do this story for years but had to wait for the technology to catch up. With the new leaps in AI technology, we are now able to do things once unthinkable at the beginning. CaptainBlackbeard Radio has always been pushing the extremes of experimental. But this episode pushes this new AI technology to the limits. With a first of its kind audio epic featuring several real actors cloned in AI. This was a dream project, just deciding on famous personalities to work with, like choosing colors out of a crayon box. 

In this episode, we bring ye a gripping, intense and perhaps all too real audio thriller. The 21st century has ushered in an utterly confused, frantic and perhaps self destructive reality. This story explores those modern things in detail, while detailing the effects George Soros has had on modern reality. From a front line ambush in Afghanistan. To visiting Epstein Island. To battling a space alien invasion to save humanity. Episode #19 CaptainBlackbeard Vs. George Soros takes ye there on an audio roller coaster unlike anything ye have ever experienced.

This episode was a real guilty pleasure. This new technology is so incredible. Imagine getting to create with all of your favorite actors and personalities. In this episode, ye get an explosive, riveting and unforgettable performance from Jack Nicholson at his best. To the performances from the classically smoldering Humphrey Bogart, the zany manic energy of Alex Jones, the calm late night radio charisma of Art Bell, the nightmarish villainy of George Soros and all of the other players. This will be the most amazing, excellent and memorable audio epic ye have ever heard.

(Due to size constraints, this is a 145kbps copy on this stream. There's a HQ 192kbps MP3 at EndChan.org/CaptainBlackbeard if you would like a higher quality copy)

Also in this episode...

WWF Raw: Vince McMahon

David Attenborough Gangster Rap

Stephen Hawking At Epstein Island

True Ghost Radio

A Biography of Richard Nixon

Infowars

Coast to Coast AM with Art Bell

...And so much more!

MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE

Eric Cartmen

The Nude Party

Henry's Funeral Shoe

Warmduscher

Thee Osees

DJ Champion

Man or Astroman?

Nine Inch Nails

T. Rex

The Eagles

Metallica

AC/DC

Giorgio Moroder

Neil Diamond

The Moody Blues

... And so many more!

STARRING

Jack Nicholson

Humphrey Bogart

Alex Jones

George Soros

Art Bell

Rusty Shackleford

Arnold Swarzenegger

Peter Lorre

Sam Kinison

Samuel L Jackson

Whoopi Goldberg

Ross Mitchell

Stephen Hawking

David Attenborough

Richard Nixon

Vince McMahon

Judge Wapner

Gordon Ramsey

Stephen Hawking

...And so many more!

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Ahoy Mates!

NEW CAPTAINBLACKBEARD RADIO!!!

#18 Bet Yer Life, CaptainBlackbeard!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio: The King of Pirate Radio

Returns with the eighteenth installment of The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground.

JUST SOME OF THE GUEST STARS IN THIS EPISODE

Taylor Swift

Joe Pesci

Alex Jones

Michael Jackson

Billy Mays

Joe Biden

Barack Obama

Joe Rogan

John Madden

Sir David Attenborough

Tucker Carlson

Heath Ledger

Klaus Schwab

Bill Gates

Mario Lopez

...And so many more!

JUST SOME OF THE MUSIC IN THIS EPISODE

Floydshayvious

President of the United States

Viagra Boys

Franz Ferdinand

Charles Bradley Featuring Menahan Street Band

Nightbus

Perturbator

Wooden Shjips

The Moody Blues

Kid Machine

Jim Johnston

Pylot

Fun Lovin' Criminals

Taylor Swift

Notice

Digitalism

RE-PLUS

FEARCITY

The Oh Sees

Pulp

The Echocentrics (Feat. Alex Maas)

...And so many more!

In this episode, we follow America's number one game show host, Wink Payola. As we find out what America's favorite son, does with the other twenty three hours of their day?

This episode is the most ambitious thing we have ever attempted. Bet Yer Life, CaptainBlackbeard is a hilarious, wild and darkly fascinating story that explores Media, Consumerism, Greed, Fame. And what it is to live on the dark side of the internet. The highs and lows that come from it. This story is also strongly about AI technology, how incredible it is and the consequences of how fast it's progressing.

Bet Yer Life, CaptainBlackbeard was a whole lot of fun to make for ye! This story ties up a lot of different things in the CaptainBlackbeard Universe, and marks the beginning of a new era for CaptainBlackbeard Radio. It is challenge to create the right balance for ye, mates. When we come up with an idea for the show, it evolves into deeply rich universes that could span many hours to tell the full story of. However, we respect yer time and do not wish to Tommy and Pam ye. So we hope ye enjoy this wild and darkly hilarious story that we promise ye, everything works out in the end.

This episode also features a number of the wild humor and short pieces ye have come to know and love CaptainBlackbeard Radio for. As well as the best soundtrack on either side of the Dark Seas!

We view CaptainBlackbeard Radio, as existing and being created in different eras. We feel a new era began with #17 and has exploded with this episode. This is truly the most exciting and ground breaking time for this project. When we started, we loved bringing ye classic film epics, because we wanted to give ye the best possible auditory thrill ride and hopefully have ye feel the wonderful feelings we did when we experienced those epics. However, now, with this new technology. We can create everything, ourselves. Everything ye hear in this episode, outside of the opening, was created with current generation or the previous generation technology. This is game changing in every way imaginable.

We had a lot of fun, pushing our AI Voice Actors to their limits. We hope ye enjoy it as well. As with all our broadcasts, this one is highly experimental. But we think this is one of the best stories and productions we have ever put together.

Mates, this is the most exciting and wonderful thing we could be doing in right now. The technology used in this project has exploded into a golden age. This project has advanced from beginning with completely archaic, difficult to understand, 1980s technology. To now mind bending, reality shattering incredible technology that is advancing so quickly, with each generation being game changing. This technology will change the world and completely shift the creative balance away from the current monopolized power structures. Much like how animation is an altered medium where anything is possible visually. This new technology is exactly that but with sound. We hope ye give this episode a listen, if for nothing else, just to hear and experience what is possible now and how incredible, mindbending and game changing this new technology is!

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Released: Feb 28th

#17: The Seven Who Stole CaptainBlackbeard’s Treasure

What do ye get when ye force a psychopath, a homicidal maniac, a terrorist, a seductress, a sociopath, a mafia hitman and a clown to work together to steal a trillion dollars in gold?

Facing several life sentences in a secret ultra max black prison where ye are beaten and tortured every day. A mysterious wealthy man appears in yer prison cell offering ye a way out. The catch, is ye have to face overwhelming odds, hundreds of Russia’s finest sons who wish to kill ye and overwhelming odds on what appears to be a suicide mission.

That is where ye enter in The Seven Who Stole CaptainBlackbeard’s Treasure. With this one, we wanted to create a fun, wild, engaging and silly tribute to the tough guy movie genre while bringing ye a wild and hilarious thrill ride through not only one of the biggest capers in CaptainBlackbeard Radio history. But we also wanted to give ye several comedic scenes and little fun pieces as a throwback to the original idea of the show. We felt like our last few episodes have been huge epics and with this one, we wanted to bring ye something a little lighter and consumable.

The technology for this one is unreal. We can’t wait for ye to hear it. When we first started this project, the technology we had access too was decades old and difficult to decipher. Now, the lifelike technology accessible by small, independent productions such as this is absolutely game changing.

This episode is an action packed, humor filled, high energy, life changing, psychedelic, audio thrill ride unlike anything ye have ever experienced before! Ye shall also receive interweaving stories and the best soundtrack designed to be the biggest bang for yer entertainment buck in cyberspace, on the information super highway and across the Dark Seas!

HUGE THANKS TO KINGDOM MARKET who have been the most supportive and wonderful people to work with. We spent months talking to various entities who were interested in working with us. After much research and several conversations, we decided to go with THE GREAT KINGDOM after experiencing their staff who are some of the best and most passionate people we have come across on the Dark Seas. Now that we be in another Dark Seas storm, KINGDOM MARKET is coming to forefront as a top project run by top people! We are so happy to see the success KINGDOM MARKET is experience but not surprised as success is based on individuals and KINGDOM MARKET has the best staff on the Dark Seas. If ye be an anonymous citizen traveling the Dark Realms, visit KINGDOM MARKET to have a legendary experience that is writing the story day by day, by treating each new anonymous visitor of THE GREAT KINGDOM to a new, top, best experience in the industry.

Mates, we are so thankful for ye! We cannot believe we have made it this far! What started as a fit of mania and creative hysteria largely to entertain ourselves has evolved into one of the most popular and sophisticated pirate radio shows in history! We sincerely thank each and every one of ye for giving us yer positive energy! We are completely awed, humbled and overwhelmingly thankful for everything ye have done for us! <3 <3 <3

MUSIC FROM

Burning Bridges

Beck

Toshiki Kadomatsu

Beach Boys

Frank Sinatra

John Williams

Kotovsky

Garth Knight

Stompin’ Tom Connors

Mike Curb Congregation

Comets On Fire

The Mystery Lights

Credence Clear Water

The Pleasure Seekers

Bad Medicine

Ennio Morricone

Death Valley GIrls

Saloon Dion

Bob Marley

The Smashing Pumpkins

Slift

Jordan F

…And many more!

GUEST STARS

Bob Barker

Seth Mcfarlane

Tony Schavonie

Gordon Ramsey

Billy Mays

Snoop Lion (Formally Snoop Doggy Dogg)

Rod Serling

Elon Musk

Tom Cruise

Jon Hamm

Joe Buck

Troy Aikman

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CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode!

Released: World Monkey Day, Feb 14th

#16: The Death Of President Edward Teach

The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground, CaptainBlackbeard Radio triumphantly returns for the highly anticipated sixteenth episode!!! The rumors of our death, were greatly exaggerated.

What would ye do, if ye were President of the United States?

What would ye do, if an ultimately powerful head of a global cocaine cartel wanted ye dead?

We are so excited to finally bring ye this broadcast, as this story has been a shadow never leaving us for the last several months, desperately wanting to get made. This is a story of love and betrayal. Extreme violence. Corruption. Mass Chaos. And Big Dick Energy! Cocaine Cartels! Chainsawing One's Enemies. All circling around the President of the United States!

The only two things a pirate will run for is money and public office...

This episode is the conclusion of the two part story began in episode fifteen, with CaptainBlackbeard becoming President of the United States but is also an epic stand alone episode with one of the most wild stories we've ever written. This is the most pure episode we've ever released, with some of the most fun characters we've ever created. We would sincerely like to thank Kingdom Market, for finally bringing this story to reality.

This episode is an action packed, humor filled, high energy, life changing, psychedelic, audio thrill ride unlike anything ye have ever experienced before! Ye shall also receive interweaving stories and the best soundtrack designed to be the biggest bang for yer entertainment buck in cyberspace, on the information superway and across the Dark Seas!

MUSIC FROM:

Richard Cheese

Tyler The Creator

The Jesus Lizard

Halsey

Stellius

Death In Vegas

Dead Kennedys

Franz Ferdinand

Paul Parrish

Asha Puthli

Giorgio Moroder

Eric Clapton

Reg Guest Syndicate

Paul Engermann

Ultimate Spinach

Talking Heads

Zeke

Massive Attack

Mozart

GUEST STARS:

Hillary Clinton

Huma Abedin

Bill Clinton

Joe Pesci

Morgan Freeman

Bill Gates

Alexandria Ocasio Cortez

Dr. Phil McGraw

*Due to size contraints, this is a 144kbps quality copy. If you are a collector, there's a 192kbps copy on CaptainBlackbeard's EndChan.

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Mates, we would sincerely like to thank Kingdom Market for helping to get this broadcast out. Versus was the best professional experience, with the best people, we have ever been a part of. It took quite some time to find another project we felt comfortable with. However, after much research and several conversations, we are very happy to bring ye Kingdom Market and endorse them. From the first day of CaptainBlackbeard's existence on the Dark Seas, we have never cared about being the biggest but always wanted to be the best. And we believe Kingdom Market, top to bottom, exudes that same philosophy. Please visit and thank Kingdom Market, for supporting CaptainBlackbeard Radio.

Ye can find Kingdom Market, by directing yer TOR Browser to. Tor.Fish. Yer guide to the Dark Seas, Tor.Fish.

CAPTAINBLACKBEARD RADIO #15

CAPTAINBLACKBEARD GOES TO WASHINGTON

THE FINEST SOUNDS AROUND FROM THE UNDERGROUND RETURNS

The Mean Green Dark Seas Machine Returns With Unlimited Dopamine In Number Fifteen!

Thank ye so much, for the massive volleys of support, all of the great messages and postive energy over the last season, mates! This broadcast was a bountifully fun, silly one. We pushed our limited capabilities in a limited amount of sand in the hour glass, to try to make the best, most fun and happiest Independence Day episode for ye that we could. We sincerely hope ye enjoy it, with the same joy we felt making it! This is the most fun project in the world to make and we thank ye so much for this opportunity!

Yaaaaaarrrrrrrr!!! xD

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CAPTAINBLACKBEARD RADIO #15

CAPTAINBLACKBEARD GOES TO WASHINGTON

CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode

July 4th, Independence Day

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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY TO YE ALL! Yaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites ye, to an audio psychedelic four dimensional three hour tour. For the most dramatic, exciting and captivating political story ever told! With some of the greatest performances in CaptainBlackbeard Radio history.

In this broadcast, we explore America on it's finest day, American elections and just how far can they bend?

- Ride with the biggest political campaign in history as they gallop full speed towards the Presidency!

- Riot with the angry crowds against the Oxygen Change lock downs!

- Speed down the highway, late at night, the wrong way, blindfolded, with your headlights off!

- Experience the most terrifying and glorious American moments of this century!

- Fly high with The Blue Angels!

- Dark Net Vendor and Hallucination Market Administrator, Yuri Jackhoff

- Veteran Indian DNM Vendor, Rohit Street Shitter

- SEX! VIOLENCE! ACTION!

...And so so much more!

All In This Episode!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio takes ye there with the most intense, riveting, adrenaline producing audio experience in pirate radio history in vivid 260kbps four dimensional sound!

Music From

VA8

Oh Sees

Liam Lynch (Sorry)

Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Andre Rieu

Bill Conti

The Reverend Horton Heat

The Midnight

Jimi Hendrix

Run DMC

Rolling Stones

MUSE

Alice Cooper

Pat Boone (With Bill Clinton On Sax)

Guest Stars

Hillary Clinton

Arnold Swarzenegger

Joe Pesci

Robert De Niro

Huma Abeldin

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

Caitlyn (Bruce) Jenner

Bernie Sanders

The Notorious BIG

Johnny Cash

Vince McMahon

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Thank ye, mates!

YAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!

Blue Skies and Calm Seas.

#14 All Quiet On CaptainBlackbeard's Front

CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode

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Ahoy Mates!

MERRY 4/20 TO YE ALL! Yaaaaaaaarrrrrrr!

The Unclean Serene Unseen Offscreen Obscene Is In Episode Fourteen!

THE FINEST SOUNDS AROUND FROM THE UNDERGROUND

IT BE THE END OF THE WORLD!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites ye, to a psychedelic four dimensional three hour audio tour. The entire world shutters and braces itself, facing the most horrifying species extinction level crisis imaginable. Missiles are currently in the air, in Episode 14!

In this broadcast, we explore Modern War in the 21st Century.

What is it?

Does it take place at the business end of a rifle?

Or does it take place in the theater of one's mind?

Fly On Daring Bombing Missions!

Be In The Trenches As Tens Of Thousands Of Enemy Soliders Come Over The Hill To Kill You!

Ride the ICBMs into their targets!

Fly In Space Ships!

Creampie Foreign Soldiers!

All In This Episode!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio takes ye there with the most intense, riveting, adrenaline producing audio experience in pirate radio history!

In this Episode

It's the Easter Nigga, Charlie Brown

Vaccinate Me, Elmo

Russian Cyber Farm

Grand Theft Auto 5 Think Tank

National Public Radio

Voice of Democracy

Voice of Comradeship

An Average Day In The Life Of An Electric Car Owner

And so much more!

Music From

Motorhead

Stone Temple Pilots

Rok Nardin

Black Diamond Heavies

Cuby & The Blizzards

Holly Golightly

Budgie

Franz Lang

Jerry Goldsmith

Heyz

Lumerians

Bob Marley

The Beatles

Ministry

Lazerhawk

Buddy Rich & Cathy Rich

John Williams

Tetris 99

Credence Clear Water

Edwin Starr

Red Army Choir

...And so many more!

Thank ye, mates!

YAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!

Blue Skies and Calm Seas.

The Dark Sea's Mean Green Machine Returns For Number Thirteen!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio New Episode

World Radio Day Sunday, Feb 13th

#13: CaptainBlackbeard Goes META

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In this episode, CaptainBlackbeard Radio welcomes ye

to the FUTURE OF ENHANCED REALITY

and the story of

SEX, VIOLENCE and BETRAYAL

behind it!

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Released: World Radio Day Sunday, Feb 13th

#13: CaptainBlackbeard Goes META

The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground, CaptainBlackbeard Radio triumphantly returns for the highly anticipated thirteenth installment!!!

Batten down the hatches! The Dark Seas Pirate Radio show returns, with the most brutal and unflinching psychedelic thrill ride adventure through social media, Facebook, virtual reality and the future of humanity! In this episode, we examine one Mark Zuckerberg. What makes such a man? And what would make such a man collapse?

We also explore social media. What is it? What role does it play in society today? What is the future of it?

In this episode, ye will receive an all access pass to the future of enhanced reality as ye experience every phase of it. From beautiful beginning to the explosive end!

Ye shall also receive humor, interweaving stories and the best soundtrack designed to be the biggest bang for yer entertainment buck in cyberspace, on the information superway and across the Dark Seas!

This episode also features...

A Charlie Brown Kwanza

National Public Radio

How Can We Help Schizophrenics?

The Debut Of The New Life Invader Telephone!

Selling Out

CaptainBlackbeard News

...And so much more, in an action packed, humor filled, high energy, life changing, three hour audio thrill ride unlike anything ye have ever experienced before!

WE BE LIVIN' SCIENCE FICTION!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a universal pirate radio humor and music broadcast unlike anything ye have ever heard, for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas.

PASSION!

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World Radio Day, CaptainBlackbeard Goes META!

We sincerely want to hear from ye! If ye enjoy this project and have any idea how we can improve it, music ye want to hear, stories or material ye think would be aces, ideas how to get this project in front of more of ye buccaneers or ye can help progress towards any of these goals. Please let us know!

Write the phrase "CaptainBlackbeard Radio Loves Ye" anywhere on the internet. And receive a bounty of $100 and ten free menu items from any participating Kentucky Fried Chicken or Taco Bell Location!

MUSIC FROM:

Alabama 3

Refused

Luscious Jackson

Rob D

Fanny

Ning

Jimmy Curtiss

The Zombies

Beastie Boys with Anthrax

Ministry

Gramatik

Yuri Morozov

The Monkees

Rob D

Luxury Elite

Raw Material

Guest Stars

Mark Zuckerberg

Bill Cosby

Mike Judge

Taylor Swift

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Mates, holy shit! THERE ARE A LOT OF YE OUT THERE! We sincerely hope ye are enjoying this project and the broadcasts! Since we received download numbers from our last broadcast from Darknet-Inside, we can honestly say 50-100x more of ye mates are listening than we originally thought and CaptainBlackbeard Radio numbers be astronomical when viewed through the lens of mainstream podcast numbers!

We have received so many terrific messages from so many great people saying how much they enjoy the broadcasts. And how they be sharing it with all their friends!!! Some of ye wonderful mates are sending them coast to coast! And playing them across the globe in virtual realms of every kind

Come Out Of Yer Shell For Number Twelve!

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CaptainBlackbeard Radio

The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!

New Broadcast: How To Take Down CaptainBlackbeard's Market

EPISODE ART WORK

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In this episode, CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites ye to the WILDEST SEX, DRUGS & CRIME STORY ever told on the Dark Seas!!!

150 ACTION PASSION PACKED MINUTES OF THE WILD, VIOLENT, NAKED, GRITTY, TACO FILLED STORY OF THE BIGGEST DARK NET MARKET SINCE SILK ROAD AND ALPHABAY! Episode Twelve brings ye the story of the rise and the fall of CaptainBlackbeard's Dark Net Market from CaptainBlackbeard's, The Russian Mafia's, Homeland Security's and the FDA's perspective in the most ambitious and adrenaline inducing broadcast yet! Buy the ticket (FREE) and ride the ride!

GUEST STARS

President George W. Bush

TAKE

DOWN

CAPTAINBLACKBEARD'S

DARK

NET

MARKET

AT

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NOVEMBER 25th, THANKSGIVING

CaptainBlackbeard Radio

The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!

New Broadcast: How To Take Down CaptainBlackbeard's Market

The original psychedelic radio spectacular returns with the finest humor, music and culture for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a wild audio roller coaster of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!

Join yer host, the ship's doctor and yer right hand man, Seaman Filthy Fingers for a psychedelic sound experience through the Darkest Parts of the internet.

MUSIC FROM

Cheech And Chong

Oasis

Paul McCartney

The Reverend Horton Heat

Genesis

Smashing Pumpkins

The Rutles

SUNG

Thursday

Screamin' Jay Hawkins

Bobby Bare

The Beastie Boys

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NET

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NOVEMBER 25th, THANKSGIVING

CaptainBlackbeard Radio

The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!

New Broadcast: How To Take Down CaptainBlackbeard's Market

Broadcasted in high definition 220kbps four dimensional surround stereo audio quality for not just yer listening enjoyment but for yer listening pleasure! Yaaaaaarrrrrrr!!!

If ye enjoy this project, please subscribe to /d/CaptainBlackbeard for all updates, art work and past episodes!

Armageddon In Number Eleven

October 31st

CaptainBlackbeard Radio

They're Coming To Get You, CaptainBlackbeard

We will get our EndChan updated with this episode when it ceases being difficult.

Thank ye so much, mates!

Happiest of Happy Halloween To Ye All!

(We recommend ye go dressed as a pirate tonight for maximum booty, yaaaaarrrrr!)

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The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!

New CaptainBlackbeard Radio: They're Coming To Get You, CaptainBlackbeard

CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites ye to THE END OF THE WORLD!!!

120 PACKED MINUTES OF THE SPOOKIEST, WILDEST, SCARIEST, HORROR FILLED ACTION ON EITHER SIDE OF THE INTERNET! Episode Eleven brings ye CaptainBlackbeard sailing to the rescue yet again!

ZOMBIE FUCK APOCALYPSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joe Biden doing stand-up comedy.

The Spooky Truth???

National Public Radio

CaptainBlackbeard News

The Great Pumpkin

...And so very much more!!!

The original psychedelic radio spectacular returns with the finest humor, music and culture for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a wild audio roller coaster of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!

Join yer host, the ship's doctor and yer right hand man, Seaman Filthy Fingers for a psychedelic sound experience through the Darkest Parts of the internet.

MUSIC FROM

Roky Erickson

Queens Of The Stoneage

The Beatles

My Solid Ground

The Worst Song Ever

Guest Starring

Bill Gates

If ye enjoy this project, please subscribe to /d/CaptainBlackbeard for all updates, art work and past episodes!

July 4th

CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The Gold

The Finest Sounds Around From The Under Ground Returns!

New CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The Gold

Mates,

Comedy! Action! Drama! Romance!

CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The Gold encapsulates and redefines all of these dynamics in a new audio spectacular unlike anything ever heard before!

July 4th, On America's birthday, CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns with our most ambitious HIGH ENERGY audio release yet!

CaptainBlackbeard once again has to save America and Freedom! Charging recklessly into the cannons with the rockets red glare and the bombs bursting in air. The Dark Seas pirate radio spectacular returns with humor, music and culture for the lads and lasses across all theaters of action! Crossing the Delaware and Riding shotgun with Paul Revere as we ring in the sounds of freedom! This episode will be a mind bending, adrenaline peaking, all original audio spectacular ye can only experience on the Dark Seas!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a wild audio roller coaster of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!

Join yer host, the ship's doctor and yer right hand man, Seaman Filthy Fingers for a psychdelic sound experience through the Darkest Parts of the internet.

In This Episode

- Dark Net Super Fight II

- The Rematch of 1812, This Time With Nuclear ICBMs

- CaptainBlackbeard FIGHTS For The World Heavyweight Championship

- Dear Leader's Best Golden King Oriental Pearl New Lucky Magic Dragon Joy Happy Endings Dark Net Store

- Crossing The Delaware

- Why did the Titanic really sink?

- If Bill Gates Was A Car Mechanic

- John Rube Boob

- Jane Rube Boob

- American Television: Street Walkers At Starbucks

- CaptainBlackbeard News

- And Three Hours Of The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground

Guest Stars

Canada's Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau

John McAfee

Dr. Anthony Fauci

Dennis Rodman

Music From

Rick Derringer

Jimi Hendrix

Kim Fowley

Frankie And The Witch Fingers

999

The Remains

Cudy And The Blizzards

Ministry - Its Over 9000!!!

King Missile

The Benders

Blondie

CaptainBlackbeard humbly thanks and appreciates all of the tremendous support that has poured in from across the Dark Seas. We are overwhelmed with the positive comments, music suggestions and positive energy we have experienced from making this project. It be aces how many of ye have found the show!!!

Gratitude to all those reposting and talking up the show!

Thank ye so much!

If ye would like to support CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Tell yer friends. Tell yer enemies. Tell the most attractive people ye know about CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Nothing TICKLES the lasses like the Captain's name.

Ye can now visit and subscribe to CaptainBlackbeard Sub-Dread

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Ye can now visit CaptainBlackbeard's NEW EndChan destination.

endchan.org/CaptainBlackbeard

or

http://enxx3byspwsdo446jujc52ucy2pf5urdbhqw3kbsfhlfjwmbpj5smdad.onion/CaptainBlackbeard/

Thank ye, mates!

YAAAAAAARRRRRRRR!!!!

Blue Skies and Calm Seas.

Enjoy The Zen Of Number Ten!

October 17th

CaptainBlackbeard Radio

CaptainBlackbeard's 12 Inches Of Damning Evidence

The Finest Sounds Around From The Under Ground Returns!

New CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard's 12 Inches Of Damning Evidence

October 17th, CaptainBlackbeard Radio invites you to one of the wildest adventures ever attempted in Dark Seas history.

100 PACKED MINUTES OF PURE RED HOT SEXY ACTION! Episode Ten brings ye CaptainBlackbeard sailing to the rescue yet again as the government is scanning everyone's phones for unbelievable taboo illicit items. They claim it's to protect children... but what are they really doing?

TELETUBBIES HAVE GONE FUCKING BESERK!!!

The Red Bull Extreme Challenge! EXTREME!!!

The original psychedelic radio spectacular returns with the finest humor, music and culture for the lads and lasses of action across the Dark Seas!

CaptainBlackbeard Radio is a wild audio roller coaster of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!

Join yer host, the ship's doctor and yer right hand man, Seaman Filthy Fingers for a psychdelic sound experience through the Darkest Parts of the internet.

MUSIC FROM

Royal Deluxe

Red Ryder

Sweet

Eels

Silversun Pickups

Confetti

Geto Boyz

CaptainBlackbeard Is Mad As Hell

The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground Returns!

Mates,

This is our most HIGH ENERGY show yet as we bring ye the most wild audio SPECTACULAR ever in the history of the Dark Seas! CaptainBlackbeard Is Mad As Hell is an audio thrill ride of interweaving stories, humor & music unlike anything ever created ye won't hear anywhere else!

In this episode...

- CaptainBlackbeard takes the world's wealthiest business people, politicians and entertainers on a Billionaire's Cruise

- Doc Ellis & The History of the LSD No-Hitter

- Yuri Jackhoff

- CaptainBlackbeard Radio finds God

- The 96th Annual Detroit Marathon

- How Not To Get Your Ass Kicked By The Police

- Rachel In Rehab

- Amazon Package Thief Hunting

- CaptainBlackbeard News

- And Three Hours Of The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground!

Guest Stars in this episode

Bill Gates

Mark Zuckerberg

Jesus

Kamala Harris

Music From

Lucky Kleinschmidt & The Heartbreakers

The Mind Spiders

Local H

Nine Inch Nails

Trifle

Bobby Comstock

The Reverend Horton Heat

Genesis

Stonefield

Jimi Hendrix

Del Shannon

Bugs Bunny

REM

Bill Conti

...And more of the finest sounds around from the underground!

Mates, we went nuts on this one and CaptainBlackbeard Is Mad As Hell is the highest quality episode CaptainBlackbeard has ever released. This episode is being released in 224kbps with all of the music in the highest CD quality 320kbps we could find! We recommend listening on headphones or a high end audio system. Especially for the last scene. Yaaaaarrrrrrr!!!

CaptainBlackbeard humbly thanks and appreciates all of the tremendous support that has poured in from across the Dark Seas. We are overwhelmed with the positive comments, music suggestions and positive energy we have experienced from making this project. It be aces how many of ye have found the show!!! Thank ye so much!

If ye would like to support CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Tell yer friends. Tell yer enemies. Tell the most attractive people ye know about CaptainBlackbeard Radio. Nothing TICKLES the lasses like the Captain's name.

Ye can now contact CaptainBlackbeard by e-mail @

POBox6969Bangkok@secmail.pro

(Music, Material submissions and ideas humbly appreciated.)

Ye can now visit CaptainBlackbeard's NEW EndChan destination

endchan.org/CaptainBlackbeard

or

http://enxx3byspwsdo446jujc52ucy2pf5urdbhqw3kbsfhlfjwmbpj5smdad.onion/CaptainBlackbeard/

00:00 - Intro

02:13 - Jack Rhysider Explains DNMs and How To Use Them

03:16 - CB Radio Sponsors

04:57 - CBRadio Movie Preview

07:26 - THX Bass Test

07:59 - CB Radio Opening

08:57 - Network "I'm Going To Shoot Myself On This Program"

10:57 - First Segment "Hey There"

12:25 - Lucky Kleinschmidt & The Heartbreakers "Runnin' Down A Dream"

16:45 - Second Segment

18:11 - Versus Commercial "Metallica Versus"

21:05 - Network "I Ran Out OF Bullshit"

22:41 - Henry Gibson For The Dead

23:35 - Third Segment "Filthy Goes To A Funeral For Aurora Market"

24:55 - The Mind Spiders "You Are Dead"

26:55 - Speak Out 1

27:55 - Yuri Jackhoff, Dark Net Vendor & Hallucination Market Administrator

30:25 - Fourth Segment "CaptainBlackbeard's 2021 Cruise To Glacier Bay Alaska"

32:42 - Local H "All The Kids Are Right"

36:29 - Bill Gates Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio

40:00 - Network "A Voice Spoke To Me In The Night"

41:58 - What Is Love?

43:56 - Fifth Segment "The Lockdowns Finally End For Filthy Fingers"

46:37 - Nine Inch Nails "Every Day Is Exactly The Same"

51:08 - Speak Out 2

51:56 - The 96th Annual Detroit Marathon

53:05 - National Public Radio

55:15 - Doc Ellis & The LSD No Hitter

59:40 - Sixth Segment "Filthy Fingers Drops National Public Radio's Brown LSD"

01:05:00 - Trifle "New Religion"

01:11:06 - CaptainBlackbeard Radio Half-Time Quiz Part 1

01:12:07 - Network "I Am Mad As Hell"

01:16:57 - CB Radio Half-Time Quiz Part 2

01:18:00 - Seventh Segment "Filthy Gets Acquinated With Himself And His Neighbors"

01:20:18 - Bobby Comstock "Right Hand Man"

01:22:17 - The Following Statement Was Written By An Angry Dwarf

01:25:15 - Senator John Rube Boob

01:32:58 - Reverend Horton Heat "I'm Mad"

01:36:05 - Mark Zuckerberg Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio

01:39:31 - Parker Brothers Scot-Free Commercial

01:40:40 - Network "The Tube Speech"

01:45:43 - Eighth Segment "Filthy Discovers Tele-Evanglism"

01:46:55 - Genesis "Jesus He Knows Me"

01:50:59 - Speak Out 3

01:52:15 - Amazon Package Thief Hunting

01:55:41 - Ninth Segment "Filthy Turns His Money Into Holy Water"

01:57:22 - Stonefield "Eyes"

02:02:00 - How To Not Get You Ass Kicked By The Police

02:05:38 - Versus Commercial "Tequilla"

02:05:59 - Network "America Is Being Bought By Its Enemies" Speech

02:11:00 - Tenth Segment "Filthy Meets Jesus"

02:13:25 - Jimi Hendrix "Are You Experienced"

02:17:32 - Rachel In Rehab

02:20:40 - Speak Out 4

02:21:11 - Eleventh Segment "Filthy Turns His Holy Water Into COVID-19 Vaccine"

02:24:20 - Del Shannon "Move It On Over"

02:27:11 - What Is Love? "Greta Thunberg"

02:29:46 - Network "You Have Meddled With The Forces Of Nature"

02:38:31 - Twelfth Segment "Filthy Discovers Himself"

02:40:10 - Bugs Bunny "Money"

02:42:40 - Kamala Harris Calls CaptainBlackbeard Radio

02:47:30 - CaptainBlackbeard's 2021 Billionaire's Cruise

02:53:36 - CB News

02:56:48 - Network "Howard Is Cancelled For Low Ratings"

03:01:33 - CaptainBlackbeard Radio Promo

03:04:53 - End Segment "Thank Yous & End Information"

03:07:18 - Steppenwolf "Born To Be Wild"

03:10:50 - Next Transmission

03:14:39 - CaptainBlackbeard Post-Credits Callback

03:16:09 - CaptainBlackbeard End Theme

ACTION SOUNDS FOR ACTION PEOPLE!

Broadcasting live from CaptainBlackbeard's Favorite House of Ill Repute! Join yer CaptainBlackbeard Radio Host Seaman Filthy Fingers for the most high energy psychedelic odyssey through the Dark Seas yet!

===WARNING: MULTIPLE LOUD EXPLOSIONS, NAKED HORNY WOMEN AND BASS HITS IN THIS BROADCAST! TAKE CARE TO PROTECT YER EARS AND INNOCENCE!===

...Just A Taste Of This Episode...

- CaptainBlackbeard visits 12 Las Vegas Casinos in Under Five Minutes

- ER 2021

- CB News: Mongolian Drive-Bys

- The Real St. Valentine's Day Massacre: CaptainBlackbeard VS. Al Capone's Rap Battle

- The Rising Sun

- Yuri Jackhoff, Dark Net Vendor and Hallucination Market Administrator

- Abortions & Boxed Wine

-...And 2 hours and 40 minutes of the most high energy pirate audio in existence today.

CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns on Americas Birthday with our most high energy audio release yet! Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash as we take ye on a psychedelic audio journey through the Dark Seas!

This is a feature motion picture length three hour episode generously sponsored by Versus Market the top futuristic Dark Seas Market for all your Dark Market needs! This is the first professionally produced and sponsored broadcast in Dark Seas history!

Please Upboat For Visibility

In This Episode

- CaptainBlackbeard Saves America over the July 4th weekend

- Find out who really killed Tupac Shakur and what happened that night

- Can the town survive hippies?

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News

- Senator John Rube Boob answers all of yer questions about the United States Government and Beyond

- Education on Zoom

- The Action Is On America Television

- The Finest Sounds Around From The Underground

- And more high energy shocking entertainment than a gaggle of rodeo clowns chewing on downed power lines

WARNING: LOUD BASS TEST AT 3:30 TIME MARK OF THE BROADCAST! PROTECT YER EARS! THE CAPTAIN NEEDS YE TO KEEP THOSE IN GOOD WORKING ORDER! YAAAARRRRR!

Close Encounters of the CaptainBlackbeard Kind

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CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE CAPTAINBLACKBEARD KIND

Venturing Across The Dark Seas And Beyond…

Braving Dark Seas Storms and South Seas Pandemics

CaptainBlackbeard Radio returns with the finest sounds around from the Underground!

Broadcasting live from CaptainBlackbeard's Favorite House of Ill Repute, CaptainBlackbeard Radio brings news, music and culture to the lads and lasses of action across all eight seas!

Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash as CaptainBlackbeard invites ye to take a psychedelic otherworldly audio odyssey through the Dark Seas and Beyond!

Please upboat for visibility!

CaptainBlackbeard humbly requests ye wear headphones for this broadcast!

This transmission was recorded in high (and we do mean high) pirate audio fidelity!

CaptainBlackbeard recommends ye turn off the lights, turn up the volume and spark up yer favorite CaptainBlackbeard Product

In This Transmission

- The first official close encounter between humanity and beings from another world.

- Select segments from National Public Radio

- The Friendly United States Military Stops By

- Senator John Rube Boob Answers Yer Questions About The COVID-19 Pandemic

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News Uncovers The Source Of The CoronaVirus Outbreak

- Thanks to our sponsors Yuri Jackhoff on Hallucination Market, Fugazi Cannabis, Stories From The Pandemic, National Public Radio, The United States Government.

- And 80 minutes of more original high energy electrifying content than a bus stuffed with mimes on crystal meth crashing into a giant electrified fence surrounding North Korea.

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Fearlessly venturing through DDOS Storms, Dark Seas Monsters and Market Admins going over the horizon. CaptainBlackbeard returns with the finest sounds around from the underground!

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The Bad,

The CaptainBlackbeard

Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash in a psychedelic audio adventure through the Dark Seas as CaptainBlackbeard explores the Ecstasy of Gold!

In This Episode

- The Quest For $200,000 In Gold

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News Covers The Capture Of Bigfoot

- The CaptainBlackbeard FREE $1,000 Giveaway

- Senator John Rube Boob Answers Yer Questions About Yer United States Federal Government

- Bowling Therapy

- And More High Energy Heavy Sounds Original Content Than A Jumbo Jet Of Hollywood Writers Crashing Into A Nuclear Reactor

CaptainBlackbeard & The Quest For The Holy Grail

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This is CaptainBlackbeard Radio, the only psychedelic heavy sounds pirate radio show on the dark seas!

Broadcasting live from the bowels of CaptainBlackbeard's favorite house of ill repute with the finest sounds around from the underground!

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CaptainBlackbeard recommends stereo headphones, a dark room and yer favorite CaptainBlackbeard product for peak merriment. Yaaaaarrrrr!

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Just some of the features in this transmission…

- Join yer host First Mate Harry Stash on an audio adventure through the Dark Seas on the only heavy sounds pirate radio show on the Dark Side of the Web.

- The Quest For The Holy Grail

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News covers the epidemic of cannabis cans washing up across the Eastern United States' Coast Line

- Suicide Prevention

- A Message From Yer United States Coast Guard

- Yuri Jackhoff's Political Scandal Store

- Dropping more original high energy heavy content goodies

CaptainBlackbeard Radio: CaptainBlackbeard Is Cooming

In This Transmission

- Broadcasting LIVE from the bowels of CaptainBlackbeard's favorite house of ill repute, First Mate Harry Stash is yer host on an hour long psychedelic adventure through the DNMs

- Darknet Vendor and Hallucination Market Administrator Yuri Jackhoff's Political Scandal Store

- President Donald Trump sings Taylor Swift at a Gay Bar

- CaptainBlackbeard Global News with yer host Samantha Propaganda's coverage of the Amphetimine Addicted Monkey Invasion of Washington, DC

- Join CaptainBlackbeard live for a raid on a 17th century French Galleon

- The Cell Block B Brotherhood

- Live DNM Product Reviews

- Humanity's first recorded contact with an alien species.

- Chanteys from Cheech & Chong, The Beatles, Immortal Technique, The Black Angels, The Rolling Stones, DJ Shadow, Notorious BIG, The Decemberists, The Jerky Boys and Lazerhawk!

- And so much more this transmission is like an audio clown car overflowing with sumo wrestlers stuffed with awesomeness.

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Always be yerself, unless ye can be a pirate. Then always be a pirate.