RedCircle VERIFY_TOKEN_03b27da4-a29a-41ed-a473-c8a058f083be -- Rendered At Thu, 21 May 2026 10:09:17 +0000 Assassin.ly https://redcircle.com/shows/assassinly en-US All rights reserved. Sam Barbaro Assassin.ly follows an assassination startup in a New York where murder is now legal—so long as you fill out the right paperwork. Join Mallory, the CEO of Assassin.ly, and Ben, the guy who is letting her stay in his mom's basement, as they navigate and narrate this brave new world to their shareholders. Listen as they launch their business, hire the only two assassin applicants left in the city, participate in the Murder Games, and try their best to turn bureaucracy into profit. Assassin.ly ** is a comedy and should not be taken as business advice or even bad business advice. Transcripts and more available at fearsomemorning.com 03b27da4-a29a-41ed-a473-c8a058f083be Assassin.ly follows an assassination startup in a New York where murder is now legal—so long as you fill out the right paperwork. Join Mallory, the CEO of Assassin.ly, and Ben, the guy who is letting her stay in his mom's basement, as they navigate and narrate this brave new world to their shareholders. Listen as they launch their business, hire the only two assassin applicants left in the city, participate in the Murder Games, and try their best to turn bureaucracy into profit.  

Assassin.ly is a comedy and should not be taken as business advice or even bad business advice. 

Transcripts and more available at fearsomemorning.com

]]> episodic no Sam Barbaro samn1187@gmail.com no full Episode 8 - Special Election Episode 8 - Special Election Sam Barbaro The season finale! There are consequences. Maybe. Mallory and Ben may have never actually incorporated the business or paid for insurance. Uh-oh.

]]> <p><span>The season finale! There are consequences. Maybe. Mallory and Ben may have never actually incorporated the business or paid for insurance. Uh-oh. </span></p> 5febf2f2-9da4-453e-9f53-ed0ea1d27ec6 https://redcircle.com/shows/03b27da4-a29a-41ed-a473-c8a058f083be/episodes/16cc4c42-aa00-47a5-95df-0259558ddae9 Mon, 29 Mar 2021 04:01:00 +0000 676 no full Episode 7 - Acquired Episode 7 - Acquired Sam Barbaro After the the Murder Games, Assassin.ly becomes an industry joke.

]]> <p><span>After the the Murder Games, Assassin.ly becomes an industry joke.</span></p> 5aa363b5-c363-46cf-ba70-3422ab7c81ee https://redcircle.com/shows/03b27da4-a29a-41ed-a473-c8a058f083be/episodes/0d3552b3-ff80-4b3c-920c-517f8f40d36d Mon, 15 Mar 2021 04:01:00 +0000 990 no full Minisode - Interrogation Minisode - Interrogation Sam Barbaro The Borough Murder Committee asks hard-hitting questions.

]]> <p>The Borough Murder Committee asks hard-hitting questions.</p> 30f364fe-cc12-444f-b43b-fe5a0b032a89 https://redcircle.com/shows/03b27da4-a29a-41ed-a473-c8a058f083be/episodes/2df50817-5733-45c7-b895-77fee2be95f6 Mon, 01 Mar 2021 05:01:00 +0000 231 no full Episode 6 - Murder Games Episode 6 - Murder Games Sam Barbaro In an effort to fundraise and gain popularity, Assassin.ly participates in the first annual Murder Games. Equipped with Drano and a plastic cauldron from Party City, Kill Witch ventures into the arena.

]]> <p><span>In an effort to fundraise and gain popularity, Assassin.ly participates in the first annual Murder Games. Equipped with Drano and a plastic cauldron from Party City, Kill Witch ventures into the arena.</span></p> 20bc41b2-7e5c-4731-8fd2-0204db96cd30 https://redcircle.com/shows/03b27da4-a29a-41ed-a473-c8a058f083be/episodes/7401042f-6866-4697-9b3d-ded2522e623f Mon, 15 Feb 2021 05:01:00 +0000 1213 no full Episode 5 - Defunded Episode 5 - Defunded 5 1 Sam Barbaro Mallory’s grandma revokes funding and awards it instead to Mallory’s mom to set up an Esty store. The team has to fundraise and come up with products that people want but don’t need.

]]> <p><span>Mallory’s grandma revokes funding and awards it instead to Mallory’s mom to set up an Esty store. The team has to fundraise and come up with products that people want but don’t need. </span></p> 2fc0b3ab-69f2-4aee-8a7c-84866683aa7c https://redcircle.com/shows/03b27da4-a29a-41ed-a473-c8a058f083be/episodes/35fa949b-70b9-4850-9c98-fc2286b5518c Mon, 01 Feb 2021 04:23:30 +0000 867 no full Episode 4 - Subscription Pricing Episode 4 - Subscription Pricing Sam Barbaro Assasin.ly introduces Netflix-style subscription pricing. We learn about the company’s first (totally intentional) murders.

]]> <p><span>Assasin.ly introduces Netflix-style subscription pricing. We learn about the company’s first (totally intentional) murders. </span></p> 50a551e6-57a1-4d60-8813-f902f3aaaaa1 https://redcircle.com/shows/03b27da4-a29a-41ed-a473-c8a058f083be/episodes/02497126-7385-4003-8fa0-74b75429b44c Mon, 18 Jan 2021 04:00:00 +0000 903 no full Minisode - Potions My Coven Doesn't Endorse Minisode - Potions My Coven Doesn't Endorse Sam Barbaro Kill Witch throws together homemade lip balms and face masks, all in the time it takes you to fly into a rage.

]]> <p>Kill Witch throws together homemade lip balms and face masks, all <span>in the time it takes you to fly into a rage.</span></p> 45b3f090-eebb-4dcd-ac1f-0df933c73a81 https://redcircle.com/shows/03b27da4-a29a-41ed-a473-c8a058f083be/episodes/b50d2ef3-dcfa-4604-9e27-5901a6b70207 Sun, 10 Jan 2021 00:31:17 +0000 352 no full Episode 3 - Now Hiring Episode 3 - Now Hiring Sam Barbaro Mallory interviews and hires two New Age assassins: Crystal Murderer and Kill Witch.

]]> <p><span>Mallory interviews and hires two New Age assassins: Crystal Murderer and Kill Witch. </span></p> ef07fee1-e813-44a6-8021-70d373e32918 https://redcircle.com/shows/03b27da4-a29a-41ed-a473-c8a058f083be/episodes/ce32800e-fd27-41fa-95eb-d0a4c784de1a Mon, 04 Jan 2021 03:00:00 +0000 1075 no full Episode 2 - Ben Episode 2 - Ben 2 1 Sam Barbaro Ben has always wanted to be a psychic. He worked so hard to achieve his goal, but it turns out he’s the wrong kind. 

]]> <p><span>Ben has always wanted to be a psychic. He worked so hard to achieve his goal, but it turns out he’s the wrong kind.  </span></p> 02884b2c-6943-47c4-a48f-b94348090bf6 https://www.fearsomemorning.com/ Mon, 21 Dec 2020 03:55:00 +0000 1154 no trailer Trailer Trailer 1 1 Sam Barbaro On the fence? Mallory lists some people who should be assassinated, mainly from her family. Actually, exclusively from her family. Unfortunately, her argument is compelling.

]]> <p>On the fence? Mallory lists some people who should be assassinated, mainly from her family. Actually, exclusively from her family. Unfortunately, her argument is compelling.</p> ae93e2dd-f1c6-4672-ac78-8eaef3192fc6 https://www.fearsomemorning.com/ Tue, 15 Dec 2020 01:23:39 +0000 145 no full Episode 1 - Launch Party Episode 1 - Launch Party 1 1 Sam Barbaro Mallory and Ben host a launch party at a cold but well-attended children’s playground in Queens.

]]> <p>Mallory and Ben host a launch party at a cold but well-attended children’s playground in Queens.</p> 51e7643e-7733-41d4-8c79-24a5a151ca16 https://www.fearsomemorning.com/ Thu, 03 Dec 2020 02:38:38 +0000 962 no